Hello Miss/Mrs/Mr (Teacher’s Name)
I have appeared to stay my foot due to the constant force of gravity in the area of the friction towards the surface area of my left vertebrae where my foot sits. I would very much appreciate the concern for another day as for now I must get it sorted and adhesive my crucial organ back on. Although, it may stay, it must leave, till death do us part in the Earth’s tectonic plates where a volcano erupts, rather, a lava earthquake, to be more specific. I hope you understand. Deeply, my heart goes out to you and those affected by this tragedy. For this reason, please allow me to step back during the games predict this week. It may seem like an enormous favour but you must accept it, before the time runs out. Time. It is nothing but a concept. Who invented it and how did they know what the time was for this exact moment in time in the universe? We shall never know. But, what we do know, is that I cannot attend this week’s class.
Thank you for your precious time. (although, it is a concept, right?)
Yours sincerely,
(Your name)
