If you were to appoint a president of the internet, who would it be and why?
If you were put in charge of creating a brand new global holiday, what would you name it and how would it be celebrated? What time of year would it be held?
You can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why?
Your life is now a video game. What are some of the cheat codes you can use and what do they do?
How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?
The zombie apocalypse has begun! You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where are you going first?
What’s the worst tag line you can think of for a brand that sells wart removal cream?
What outrageous conspiracy theory do you think might actually seem like a logical argument?
During the apocalypse, would it be better to live on your own or in a community?
A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?
You’ve been tossed into an insane asylum. What do you tell the people there to prove to them that you don’t belong inside?
You found a time machine that took you back 600 years. All you have are the clothes on your back. How do you tell the people that you’re from the future?
What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app?
Would you rather have a disease that makes you say every thought that ever crosses your mind, or a disease that makes you react very inappropriately to all the interactions that happen to you and around you?
You’re now a superhero with an unlikely power. Is it the ability to shoot meatballs out of your nostrils, or the power to create force fields but only around ants?
If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image?
What’s something that doesn’t really smell great, but you keep wanting to smell it anyway?
You’re now the president, but you can only make changes that improve the lives of cats in your jurisdiction. What three things would you change to support the felines in your community?
You’ve just won an all-expense paid trip to anywhere in the world, but you can only go if you take three of the people you dislike the most with you. Who are they and where are you going?
If you had three extra siblings, what would be your birth order and what personalities would you like them to have?
You’ve been alone on a desert island for nearly a decade and you’re finally brought back to civilization. You’re handed the keys to the presidential suite in a 5-star hotel. What do you do first – use the bathroom or sleep in the king-sized bed?
You’re homeless and only have one choice of clothing – a tattered, oversized white shirt with very thin fabric and lots of holes, or an extremely tight flesh-colored set of underwear. What’ll it be?
You are now banned from the local library. What would be the reason for it?
If you could change your name at this very moment, but it couldn’t contain any of the odd numbered letters in the alphabet, what name would you choose?
If you could change what falls from the sky every time it rains, what would it be and why? Note: it can’t be anything of significant value.