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“Which is better” Anton chekov 1890 rhetorical analysis.

Which is Better?
(The Idle Meditations of Shtyck-Junker Krokodilov)

Pubs admit adults and children. Schools only admit children.

Alcohol slows the metabolism, enables fat deposits, and calms the heart rate. Schools do none of that.

Lomonosov said: “Science nourishes youth, and brings glee to old age.” Vladimir the Great said: “Drinking is the joy of all Russia.” Which of the two to believe? The older one, of course.

Tax revenues don’t come from schools.

The benefits of education are in doubt; the harms, though, are clear.

Which stimulates the appetite more: a book or a shot of vodka?

There are more pubs than schools.

All this is sufficient to conclude: pubs shouldn’t be abolished, but schools merit reconsideration.

Literacy cannot be altogether banned; however, that would be madness. A person ought to be able to read the word: Pub.